What to do if you’re crazy about the Queen?
What to do if you are that person that follows the news about the Queen, knows everything about her, and her family. But there are always things that are hidden. So there is only one way to get to know them. Go on vacation to England and visit the palace of the Queen.
The palace of the queen is forbidden property, you can probably never set a foot on it, unless you have a lot of luck. But why waiting for a little bit of luck if you can do it or maybe try it yourself. And see things big; why just the palace, that’s not interesting at all! Go check out the bedroom of the Queen herself. You can never come into the bedroom of the Queen. Not even in your sweetest dreams. It’s like there is a spell on the room. You can’t think about it or talk about it: How would it be if I were in the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth? You would see all the naughty things she is doing and what she does in her sleep, but how do you do that?
At first you can always try to get to know one of the children of the Queen and marry one of them, but that’s not always so simple.
So you can try two more things. The first thing you could do is: take ninja lessons so you can just jump over the gates and climb on the walls of the palace, so you can just jump into the bedroom of the queen. Of course you have to find somebody who will give you a plan of the palace so you don’t get into the wrong bedroom. But that are details. Something really important and something you really can’t forget is that you have to do wear a camouflage suit. It has to be in the colour of firebrick red, because that’s the colour of the Queen her curtains. Maybe you could get on the backside of the suit a pattern of white painted tiles with a red line through the middle. Because that’s how the walls there look like. But you can always use an invisibility cloak (if you can find one). I would recommend the invisibility cloak because you can do everything you want to in the bedroom, without any shame.
But if you aren’t really ‘the adventure type’ and you aren’t that good in ninja moves you can always use the alternative. The second thing you can do is: go on acting lessons.
Get into the skin of a real royal woman or men. Get the perfect accent that perfect woman or men (the accent of a true blue blood) have.
Wear the clothes that royal people would wear, do everything that they do. Just think like them and become one of them.
Change your name in something like Elizabeth, Philip or one of those fancy names. Find somebody who can change you I.D, who can make you a family member of the family of the Queen.
Sent a letter to her and write her that you are some far family member and that everybody died and that you are totally alone and that you need family (take a picture of your I.D and put it with the letter so that she can’t ignore you and the fact that you two are family)
Accept the invitation to come live with the royal family and drink a nice cup of tea.
Get into the palace, and of course: get into her bedroom, finally!
What to do if you are that person that follows the news about the Queen, knows everything about her, and her family. But there are always things that are hidden. So there is only one way to get to know them. Go on vacation to England and visit the palace of the Queen.
The palace of the queen is forbidden property, you can probably never set a foot on it, unless you have a lot of luck. But why waiting for a little bit of luck if you can do it or maybe try it yourself. And see things big; why just the palace, that’s not interesting at all! Go check out the bedroom of the Queen herself. You can never come into the bedroom of the Queen. Not even in your sweetest dreams. It’s like there is a spell on the room. You can’t think about it or talk about it: How would it be if I were in the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth? You would see all the naughty things she is doing and what she does in her sleep, but how do you do that?
At first you can always try to get to know one of the children of the Queen and marry one of them, but that’s not always so simple.
So you can try two more things. The first thing you could do is: take ninja lessons so you can just jump over the gates and climb on the walls of the palace, so you can just jump into the bedroom of the queen. Of course you have to find somebody who will give you a plan of the palace so you don’t get into the wrong bedroom. But that are details. Something really important and something you really can’t forget is that you have to do wear a camouflage suit. It has to be in the colour of firebrick red, because that’s the colour of the Queen her curtains. Maybe you could get on the backside of the suit a pattern of white painted tiles with a red line through the middle. Because that’s how the walls there look like. But you can always use an invisibility cloak (if you can find one). I would recommend the invisibility cloak because you can do everything you want to in the bedroom, without any shame.
But if you aren’t really ‘the adventure type’ and you aren’t that good in ninja moves you can always use the alternative. The second thing you can do is: go on acting lessons.
Get into the skin of a real royal woman or men. Get the perfect accent that perfect woman or men (the accent of a true blue blood) have.
Wear the clothes that royal people would wear, do everything that they do. Just think like them and become one of them.
Change your name in something like Elizabeth, Philip or one of those fancy names. Find somebody who can change you I.D, who can make you a family member of the family of the Queen.
Sent a letter to her and write her that you are some far family member and that everybody died and that you are totally alone and that you need family (take a picture of your I.D and put it with the letter so that she can’t ignore you and the fact that you two are family)
Accept the invitation to come live with the royal family and drink a nice cup of tea.
Get into the palace, and of course: get into her bedroom, finally!
